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SD Headliner To File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Today SD Headliner — the official fake newspaper of San Diego — announced it will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy due to “rough economic conditions.”
The announcement came after the company revealed that their quarterly profit for ad revenue sank to $7.53.
As a result of filing for …
June 18 2009 / 4 Comments / Read More »City Braces Itself For Cooties Outbreak
Just when we finally got swine flu fear out of our heads, today the department of health and human services announced that a new pandemic, cooties, is spreading rapidly across San Diego County.
So …
June 14 2009 / No comment / Read More »Local Chubby Chaser Disappointed When Meeting Online Girlfriend For First Time
After 128 emails, 433 text messages, 19 phone calls, and 4 weeks of anticipation, Stewart Wright and Melissa Bell — two cyber-daters that discovered each other on a …
June 9 2009 / 1 Comment / Read More »Surveillance Captures Yogurt World’s Attempted Attack On Cold Stone
CLAIREMONT — Yesterday Yogurt World — one of the most powerful and feared corporations in San Diego — took an aggressive step toward its plan to wipe out all ice-cream …
June 6 2009 / 1 Comment / Read More »Disputes
Police Crack Down On Day Laborers Outside Bed Bath And Beyond
MISSION VALLEY — As San Diego’s economy grinds to a screeching halt, more and more businesses are finding their parking lots filled with day laborers searching for …
May 8, 2009 / Read More »
College
UCSD Physics Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong, Entire City Placed On High Alert
LA JOLLA — Yesterday a physics experiment went haywire after a graduate student pushed a giant 25-foot slinky off the rooftop UCSD’s oddly-shaped Geisel Library. After the …
May 11, 2009 / Read More »
religion
Satan In Deep Depression After Failing To Sway Carrie Prejean
VISTA — Last week during an interview with Dr. James Dobson, San Diego’s own Carrie Prejean (Miss California) explained that she felt as though Satan was trying to tempt her to compromise her …
May 15, 2009 / Read More »
Sports
Padres Hope To Boost Game Attendance With Feature Length Movies On Jumbotron
DOWNTOWN — After making numerous less-than-successful attempts to attract more fans to games at Petco Park, the …
May 19, 2009 / Read More »