From the monthly archives:

February 2009

Hot Dog On A Stick Employee Wins Gold At Third Annual Degrading Uniform Pageant

For the third year in a row, a Hot Dog On A Stick employee claimed gold at Balboa Park’s Annual Degrading Uniform Pageant.
The pageant, which [...]

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Normal Heights Welcomes Nation’s First Agnostic Church

NORMAL HEIGHTS — Finally Agnostics (those who are unsure about the validity of religious theologies, deities, and the afterlife) have a place where they can come [...]

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SDGE Crew Works Through Night To Avert Crisis

by staff on February 20, 2009

SDGE Crew Works Through Night To Avert Crisis

LA JOLLA — A crew from San Diego Gas and Electric worked around the clock yesterday to fix the malfunctioning sign of a popular La [...]

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Man’s Addiction To Facebook Virtual Gifts Leads To Bankruptcy

Yesterday a 44-year-old Poway resident named Jack Sherman filed for bankruptcy after failing to pay back the $50,000 he charged at the Facebook virtual gift [...]

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UCSD Student Attends SDSU Frat Party, Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb

Last Friday a 20-year-old UCSD student named Melvin Dorfman reportedly crashed a frat party at San Diego State University, where witnesses say he stuck out [...]

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3 tips to find last-minute love before Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day can be one of the most depressing days of the year if you’re single, which is why you should do everything possible to [...]

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Guitar Center Now Selling Air Guitars

by staff on February 9, 2009

Guitar Center Now Selling Air Guitars

Today Guitar Center announced that they will begin selling air guitars at all retail stores as well as on their website, guitarcenter.com.
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Mount Soledad Cross To Be Replaced With Smaller, More Efficient, Japanese Cross

After years of controversial legal battles, yesterday a La Jolla judge declared once and for all that the Mount Soledad Cross shall be removed, and [...]

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Man Waits Three Hours For Free $6 Breakfast, Ruins Career, Marriage

Yesterday a man in Santee skipped work to partake in a free $6 Denny’s Grand Slam Breakfast, which ultimately led to his job loss, and [...]

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