From the monthly archives:

March 2009

Lockheed Martin Receives $30 Million From Government At Annual Company Yard Sale

POINT LOMA — Yesterday in Point Loma, premier defense contractor Lockheed Martin took in a record $30 million at their annual company yard sale.
The Lockheed [...]

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IKEA Store Falls Apart! Experts Blame Cheap Parts, Confusing Blueprint

MISSION VALLEY – Today at 1:53pm the Mission Valley IKEA fell apart. Experts claim the store was incorrectly assembled using cheap IKEA parts.
The front entrance [...]

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Police Arrest Woman For Posing As A Psychic

by staff on March 22, 2009

Police Arrest Woman For Posing As A Psychic

KENSINGTON — Today police arrested 36-year-old Sandra Hill (otherwise known as Psychic Sandra) after discovering that she has been telling fortunes and giving tarot card [...]

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Local Man Finds Success With Outdoor Tanning Salon Business

LA JOLLA — In the midst of the worst economic recession we’ve seen in decades, it’s always uplifting to hear about positive success stories that [...]

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Female Pedicab Drivers Strike, Refuse To Pedal Greasy, Overweight Men

DOWNTOWN — Today the union of female pedicab drivers announced they will be going on strike until a law is passed that prevents creepy, obese [...]

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2009 Street Scene Festival To Take Place In Sizzler Parking Lot

ESCONDIDO — Today it was announced that San Diego’s annual Street Scene Festival — formerly one of the nation’s largest music festivals — will take [...]

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Doctor Performs Surgery To Separate Conjoined Houses

SCRIPPS RANCH — Yesterday a doctor from Poway Medical Center successfully performed a risky, yet necessary operation to separate two conjoined houses in Scripps Ranch.
The [...]

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Wild Animal Park Gets Four New Exhibits

by staff on March 4, 2009

Wild Animal Park Gets Four New Exhibits

As a Diamond Member of the San Diego Zoo and Wild Animal Park, there’s nothing I look forward to more than the announcement of new [...]

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