From the monthly archives:

May 2009

City Takes Care Of ‘Seal Problem’

by staff on May 31, 2009

City Takes Care Of ‘Seal Problem’

LA JOLLA — Last week the city of San Diego announced a plan to drive the seals away from their La Jolla Cove home by [...]

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SDSU’s Beer Pong Team Advances To National Championship

LA MESA — Yesterday San Diego State University’s beer pong team beat the University of Wisconsin in a stunning 7-2 upset on the Badgers’ home [...]

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Local Man Manages To Get Into Costco Without Showing Membership Card At Entrance

CARMEL MOUNTAIN RANCH — Yesterday a 63-year-old man named Richard Jennings did what many have said is impossible — he somehow managed to infiltrate the [...]

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Mt. Carmel High School Unveils Adam Lambert Statue Hours Before ‘Idol’ Finale

RANCHO PENASQUITOS — This afternoon Mt. Carmel High School unveiled a statue of American Idol sensation Adam Lambert, a former Sundevil who graduated from the [...]

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Padres Hope To Boost Game Attendance With Feature Length Movies On Jumbotron

DOWNTOWN — After making numerous less-than-successful attempts to attract more fans to games at Petco Park, the Padres franchise seems confident that they finally got [...]

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Satan In Deep Depression After Failing To Sway Carrie Prejean

VISTA — Last week during an interview with Dr. James Dobson, San Diego’s own Carrie Prejean (Miss California) explained that she felt as though Satan [...]

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UCSD Physics Experiment Goes Horribly Wrong, Entire City Placed On High Alert

LA JOLLA — Yesterday a physics experiment went haywire after a graduate student pushed a giant 25-foot slinky off the rooftop UCSD’s oddly-shaped Geisel Library. [...]

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Police Crack Down On Day Laborers Outside Bed Bath And Beyond

MISSION VALLEY — As San Diego’s economy grinds to a screeching halt, more and more businesses are finding their parking lots filled with day laborers [...]

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PETA Confirms 34 Pigs Infected With Human Flu

POWAY — Today the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) announced that 34 pigs throughout the U.S. have contracted human flu.
The PETA News [...]

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