From the monthly archives:

June 2009

SD Headliner To File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

DOWNTOWN — Today SD Headliner — the official fake newspaper of San Diego — announced it will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy due to [...]

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City Braces Itself For Cooties Outbreak

by staff on June 14, 2009

City Braces Itself For Cooties Outbreak

POWAY — Just when we finally got swine flu fear out of our heads, today the department of health and human services announced that a [...]

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Local Chubby Chaser Disappointed When Meeting Online Girlfriend For First Time

SORRENTO VALLEY — After 128 emails, 433 text messages, 19 phone calls, and 4 weeks of anticipation, Stewart Wright and Melissa Bell — two cyber-daters [...]

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Surveillance Captures Yogurt World’s Attempted Attack On Cold Stone

CLAIREMONT — Yesterday Yogurt World — one of the most powerful and feared corporations in San Diego — took an aggressive step toward its plan [...]

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Laid Off Game Tester Says He’d Go Back To Work For Free

POWAY — It’s been six weeks since 27-year-old Matt Walker was laid off from his job working as a video game tester for Sony, and [...]

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