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Post Office Releases Tramp Stamp Stamps

by staff on February 16, 2010

Post Office Releases Tramp Stamp Stamps

Today the USPS released a new series of limited edition commemorative stamps featuring girls with lower back tattoos.
In anticipation of the release, this morning hundreds [...]

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New Matchmaking Site Helps Older Single Women Find The Cat Of Their Dreams

DOWNTOWN — Today two local entrepreneurs announced plans to launch a new matchmaking website dedicated to helping single women age 30 and above find the [...]

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Rancho Bernardo Inn Adds Several New Options To ‘Survivor Package’

RANCHO BERNARDO — This past summer the Rancho Bernardo Inn offered discount rooms for as little as $19 a night to those willing to sacrifice [...]

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SD Headliner Emerges From Bankruptcy, Relocates To Smaller Office In Mira Mesa

MIRA MESA — Today SD Headliner announced that it has successfully emerged from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy as a newly private company, thus eliminating approximately $25 [...]

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SD Headliner To File For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

DOWNTOWN — Today SD Headliner — the official fake newspaper of San Diego — announced it will be filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy due to [...]

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Surveillance Captures Yogurt World’s Attempted Attack On Cold Stone

CLAIREMONT — Yesterday Yogurt World — one of the most powerful and feared corporations in San Diego — took an aggressive step toward its plan [...]

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Laid Off Game Tester Says He’d Go Back To Work For Free

POWAY — It’s been six weeks since 27-year-old Matt Walker was laid off from his job working as a video game tester for Sony, and [...]

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Barnes and Noble Announces Plan To Sell Books

MIRA MESA — Today Barnes and Noble unveiled an aggressive plan to sell books to customers who shamelessly spend hours reading them free.
The announcement came a day after the [...]

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Local Man Finds Success With Outdoor Tanning Salon Business

LA JOLLA — In the midst of the worst economic recession we’ve seen in decades, it’s always uplifting to hear about positive success stories that [...]

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Guitar Center Now Selling Air Guitars

by staff on February 9, 2009

Guitar Center Now Selling Air Guitars

Today Guitar Center announced that they will begin selling air guitars at all retail stores as well as on their website, guitarcenter.com.
“When we began selling [...]

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Man Survives The Lunch Special At Pick Up Stix, Scientists Baffled

Today a young man from North Park defied all odds by surviving the lunch special from a local Pick Up Stix restaurant.
27-year-old Vincent Conner emerged [...]

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New Seniors R Us Store Opens In Rancho Bernardo

Rancho Bernardo, San Diego’s largest retirement community, celebrated the grand opening of a new Seniors R Us store — a national chain that caters to [...]

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San Diego’s Massive Yogurt Bubble Will Soon Burst

With all the talk of the recent bubbles in our society — the real estate bubble, tech bubble, oil bubble — it seems that the [...]

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Local Hooters Restaurants Try To Stay Abreast Of Competition

DOWNTOWN — In an attempt to lift sagging profits, San Diego Hooters restaurants are augmenting their business strategy with new fuller, more supple menus. [...]

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