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Neighborhoods

New Prison Conveniently Built Next To Mira Mesa High School

MIRA MESA — “Let’s face it, if a kid is raised in Mira Mesa, we pretty much know where he’ll end up later in life,” [...]

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New Reality Show Pushes Hipsters Beyond Emotional Breaking Point

4S RANCH — San Diego County’s Television Network (CTN) — which provides such Emmy Award winning programming as Java Jams and County Chronicles — recently [...]

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City Takes Care Of ‘Seal Problem’

by staff on May 31, 2009

City Takes Care Of ‘Seal Problem’

LA JOLLA — Last week the city of San Diego announced a plan to drive the seals away from their La Jolla Cove home by [...]

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Police Crack Down On Day Laborers Outside Bed Bath And Beyond

MISSION VALLEY — As San Diego’s economy grinds to a screeching halt, more and more businesses are finding their parking lots filled with day laborers [...]

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Ocean Levels Rise Drastically Overnight, Mira Mesa Now Beachfront Property

MIRA MESA — Rather than waking up to the usual morning sounds of helicopters, police sirens, and car windows breaking, today Mira Mesa residents arose [...]

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Female Pedicab Drivers Strike, Refuse To Pedal Greasy, Overweight Men

DOWNTOWN — Today the union of female pedicab drivers announced they will be going on strike until a law is passed that prevents creepy, obese [...]

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Mount Soledad Cross To Be Replaced With Smaller, More Efficient, Japanese Cross

After years of controversial legal battles, yesterday a La Jolla judge declared once and for all that the Mount Soledad Cross shall be removed, and [...]

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Gangs Overtake 4S Ranch, Property Values Plummet

4S RANCH — Last week a flurry of gang-related activity sprung up in San Diego’s once-peaceful 4S Ranch community, leaving residents terrified and perplexed at [...]

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Battle Escalates Between La Jolla Paragliders And Del Mar Balloonists

The La Jolla Paragliders and Del Mar Balloonists are engaged in what seems like an endless fight over the coveted airspace strip just above the [...]

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City Lifts Ban On Coronado Bridge Jumping To Curb Population Growth

CORONADO — Last week the City of Coronodo lifted its 15-year ban on suicide-by-bridge-jumping in an effort to tame San Diego’s population growth.
The law was [...]

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People From Sorrento Mesa Hate Being Affiliated With Mira Mesa

One surefire way to piss off someone from Sorrento Mesa is to introduce them as someone that lives in Mira Mesa during a dinner party.  [...]

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