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Religion

Jesus Spotted At Local Jewish Singles Event

CARMEL VALLEY — Last weekend Jesus Christ made his first public appearance in over 2000 years when he attended Temple Beth Shalom’s annual Jewish Singles [...]

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Local Mormon Temple Featured On MTV Cribs

LA JOLLA — Yesterday’s episode of MTV Cribs included San Diego’s own Church of Latter-Day Saints on their annual “High and Mighty” special, which features [...]

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Door-To-Door Atheists Seen As Neighborhood Nuisance

RANCHO PEÑASQUITOS — Last Thursday James and Mary Winfield were enjoying a quiet evening in their suburban home in Rancho Peñasquitos, moments away from having [...]

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Satan In Deep Depression After Failing To Sway Carrie Prejean

VISTA — Last week during an interview with Dr. James Dobson, San Diego’s own Carrie Prejean (Miss California) explained that she felt as though Satan [...]

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Local Priest Caught Hiding Easter Eggs Outside Jewish Synagogue

OLD TOWN — Yesterday, as the congregation of Temple Beth Shalom arrived to attend the Bat Mitzvah of 12-year-old Lindsay Rubenstein, they reportedly found two [...]

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Normal Heights Welcomes Nation’s First Agnostic Church

NORMAL HEIGHTS — Finally Agnostics (those who are unsure about the validity of religious theologies, deities, and the afterlife) have a place where they can come [...]

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