UCSD Student Attends SDSU Frat Party, Sticks Out Like A Sore Thumb

by staff on February 15, 2009

SDSU Frat Party

Last Friday a 20-year-old UCSD student named Melvin Dorfman reportedly crashed a frat party at San Diego State University, where witnesses say he stuck out like a sore thumb.

“He came up to me and started asking weird questions, like what my GPA was and how I felt about the job market.  I was like, dude, are you gonna take a bong rip or what?” explained SDSU sophomore, Brad Jones.

Jones wasn’t the only one at the party disturbed by Dorfman’s presence.

“I was talking to two hot chicks at the party and they were totally digging me.  But then this guy comes up to us and starts showing off his TI-92 graphing calculator.  He totally cock-blocked me,” said SDSU Dean of Admissions, Matthew Grear.

SDSU freshman Stacy Blair said, “He asked me if I wanted to go to one of the bedrooms and study calculus, whatever that is.  I can’t believe he brought his backpack and textbooks to the party.”

SDSU’s campus police department is currently taking measures to prevent incidents like this from happening in the future.

“We’re now going to be checking campus IDs outside parties to prevent any more UCSD nerds from getting in.  The the last thing we need here is a buzzkill, and more textbooks,” explained SDSU Campus Police Officer, Jake Armstrong.

{ 13 comments }

Creepy_Mitchell February 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm

u can suck dick dude

BEAN February 20, 2009 at 2:04 pm

Creepy_Mitchell, are you an SDSU or UCSD student by chance?

BobC February 26, 2009 at 9:51 pm

When I was at UCSD back in the early 80’s, new freshmen were often told:
“9 out of 10 women in San Diego are stunning! The 10th one goes to UCSD. All the others go to SDSU.”

Of course, that wasn’t true. Well, not completely, anyway. The rest of us just wanted them to do their hunting off-campus. And we wanted them to piss off everyone at SUDS. Er, I mean SDSU.

david July 21, 2009 at 8:18 am

As a ucsd student, I find this hilariously true.

creepy_mitchell August 31, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Cory is ghey

sdsu05 September 15, 2009 at 10:15 pm

heck yeah…go aztecs!

bad February 18, 2010 at 4:21 am

well at least folks at sdsu aren’t racist

Kate March 26, 2010 at 11:07 am

Sooo true.. f ucsd

Jes July 2, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Go SDSU!!!

Joester July 14, 2010 at 11:08 am

Sdsu does know how to party. I got a gorgeous blond secretary workin for me who graduated from sdsu that I enjoy at least 2 nights a week. I am however a ucsd alumni tho

Natalie July 14, 2010 at 11:46 pm

Yeah, because a racial slur wasn’t found scrawled at SDSU. At least the uproar at UCSD meant people actually cared.

Mario August 20, 2011 at 3:18 pm

Just transferred to UCSD and I love this website

Joe October 8, 2011 at 7:51 pm

Yeah that sounds like one of our awkward students but we’re not all like this guy. The way I see it, SDSU prepares it’s students to be a good candidate for an entry level jobs in the work force, while UCSD prepares it’s students to be your bosses.

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