IKEA Store Falls Apart! Experts Blame Cheap Parts, Confusing Blueprint

by staff March 25, 2009

MISSION VALLEY – Today at 1:53pm the Mission Valley IKEA fell apart. Experts claim the store was incorrectly assembled using cheap IKEA parts. The front […]

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Carmel Valley Man Arrested For Painting Condo

by staff January 1, 2009

CARMEL VALLEY — Dan Mobley, a 32-year-old graphic designer, was arrested from his Carmel Valley home today for painting his condo, which is a clear […]

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Zoo Struggles To Keep Rising Panda Population Under Control

by staff April 18, 2009

DOWNTOWN — Today the San Diego Zoo Commission announced that their Chinese Panda population is now growing at an uncontrollable rate. “It seems like a litter of […]

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Jesus Spotted At Local Jewish Singles Event

by staff February 2, 2010

CARMEL VALLEY — Last weekend Jesus Christ made his first public appearance in over 2000 years when he attended Temple Beth Shalom’s annual Jewish Singles […]

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Rain Cleanses Balboa Park Of Tarot Card Readers

by staff January 23, 2010

DOWNTOWN — Yesterday morning Mayor Stevens proudly announced that the recent five day storm, which showered San Diego with the most rain it has seen […]

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