Two girls realize the beached whale they're approaching isn't a beached whale.
LA JOLLA — The City of La Jolla has recently installed a new series of signs at Black’s Beach that make it more obvious to visitors that they are approaching areas where nudity is permitted. The new signs are intended to protect families, kids, and people that just ate lunch.
Many unsuspecting beach-goers say the previous signs were too small and there weren’t enough of them. To remedy the situation, the city decided to revamp the beach with fresh signage.
Sandra Kennedy, a local mom and supporter of the new signs, says she recently took her 5-year-old daughter on a downhill scenic hike that leads to Black’s Beach and immediately had to turn back when encountering a nudist.
“At first we thought we saw a Manatee, but Manatees don’t use bluetooth headsets”, said Kennedy.
This newspaper is the first to capture the new signs in action.
. I don’t know who the blondie is.
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They should ban KFC from the beaches. Oh yeah, that, and nakid fuglys.
About time! Take away that fat asses fried chicken!
No KFC at Black’s Beach?! Now that wouldn’t be a Black’s Beach fo sho’!
NUDIST CROSSING sign is actually photoshopped into a scene on Torrey Pines State Beach just north of where, coincidentally enough, there actually is a beached dead juvenile whale as I post this.
I did a series of random surveys as I led a group on a trek from La Jolla Shores to Torrey Pines State Beach and back and we passed through Blacks Beach each time so I did an unscientific tally just to pass the time.
I think the sex ration was about 24 to 1 (males over females) each time we made the trek.
“ratio” darn fingers – way too fast and I forgot to check!
Gregor, you must be a nerd who’s never gotten laid. You’ve gotta be fat as hell too since your fat fingers couldn’t type “ratio” properly. Check the ratio of your body fat/muscle content you fat ass.
Those who go to c/o beaches to LOOK are called gawkers… for the rest of us the M / F ratio is a non issue
It’s pretty pathetic when you’re too afraid of another human body to let your child see one.
It’s not sexual or inappropriate to see a naked body.